Born of an art movement, Abigail (Abby) gave up trying to put herself right via therapy and decided to just be who she is.

Jack and Jilly… life in a fishbowl

Gay Blade…A Bon Vivant’s Bon Mot

LOW. He’s old. He’s wise

Mac

The Old Baby Twins, Darwinia and OsoSerious, were incubated against their will by a Giant Condor on the top of some mountain, somewhere in South America.

Jack

James

A Murder of Crows

Good G

Miss Gender. Just your basic BLT

The Bickersons

Raised by his mean Uncle Norm (Short for Normal) and his loony Aunt Abby (short for Abnormal), G exists in that thin page between real and imaginary, good and bad

The Artist. Paints it as he sees it.

QT3.14159 AKA QTPi

The Commoners

Filo Minderbinder, after being abandoned as a pup by his owner, Milo Minderbinder, survived by singing for dog biscuits on street corners. Struggles with dyslexia

After being run out of their hometown of Elmore, Arkansas, Elma and Third Eye Blind Guy married and moved to Guatemala. That lasted less than an 24 hours. They now live in, (where else?) Elma, Washington, where the population clings to 6

Evil G

The Barkeep. The stories he could tell, but never would.

Miss Stick & Monsieur Stick

in Gay Paree

The Haughtys

Eternally morose and whiny, Emmy still hangs out at the bar, day in and day out, from opening to closing, even though it’s been shut down for over a year now

Felicity. Owns Two Dogs.

Also born out of an art movement, Camille remains dottie as ever.

Mistress Matisse, ephemeral nemesis of Emmy 

When Milton S. Hershey passed away while sunning himself (melted), Hershe discovered she was not, in fact, related, so was not in the will. Out of desperation, Hershe created Bought and Paid For Speaking Engagements, Inc. which she operates out of a 1973 Gerstenslager International Bus, currently broke down in Ames. Iowa

Milo Minderbinder

Sells Ice to Eskimos

K9. Just a dog. No more. No less.

Rick Roll. He will never…

Give you up

Let you down

Run around and desert you

Say goodbye

This Guy

Make you cry

Tell a lie and hurt you

Tort. He’s old. He’s slow

One and the same. They just don’t know it

That Guy