Born of an art movement, Abigail (Abby) gave up trying to put herself right via therapy and decided to just be who she is.

Jack and Jilly… life in a fishbowl

Gay Blade…A Bon Vivant’s Bon Mot

Mac

Jack

A Murder of Crows

Good G

Miss Gender. Just your basic BLT

Raised by his mean Uncle Norm (Short for Normal) and his loony Aunt Abby (short for Abnormal), G exists in that thin page between real and imaginary, good and bad

Filo Minderbinder, after being abandoned as a pup by his owner, Milo Minderbinder, survived by singing for dog biscuits on street corners. Struggles with dyslexia

After being run out of their hometown of Elmore, Arkansas, Elma and Third Eye Blind Guy married and moved to Guatemala. That lasted less than 24 hours. They now live in, (where else?) Elma, Washington, where the population clings to 6

Evil G

The Barkeep. The stories he could tell, but never would.

Miss Stick & Monsieur Stick

in Gay Paree

Eternally morose and whiny, Emmy still hangs out at the bar, day in and day out, from opening to closing, even though it’s been shut down for over a year now

Felicity. Owns Two Dogs.

Also born out of an art movement, Camille remains dottie as ever.

When Milton S. Hershey passed away while sunning himself (melted), Hershe discovered she was not, in fact, related, so was not in the will. Out of desperation, Hershe created Bought and Paid For Speaking Engagements, Inc. which she operates out of a 1973 Gerstenslager International Bus, currently broke down in Ames. Iowa

Milo Minderbinder

Sells Ice to Eskimos